Chapter 1: Stupid Kennith Meets His ancestry
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The Big Bang – An epic start to everything we are yet to discover! This epic blast took place around 13.8 billion years ago. It was an epic sight, I just wished you were there to see it. The beginning of everything, stars forming a bright light, a birth/blast of thousand stars just at once, universes colliding with one another, nebulas forming in universes, magnetic fields of stars tangling around, dry matter forming in the form of unnecessary wastes of collision.
But the main events took place literally 9.3 billion years later. Now this dry matter had mixed forming big pieces of sh- *coughs* matter.. ya matter, gases even flew around these pieces, some and when I say some I mean it, had liquids like water. Matter floating around had joined stars and moved around in their orbits. One of them was the solar system, and the third planet moving around it was a circular mass now called “Earth”.
It was an uninhabitable planet at that time, but slowly became inhabitable to its creatures 2 billion years after, but before that a similar structure which was mars-like, had crashed this planet, and all the debris of the other planet had shattered and one of the part stuck around till the end and stuck to this planet’s magnetic field and also formed a circular mass which you may call “The Moon”.
Now let’s continue to what I was saying, now the dinosaurs had risen, Dinosaurs lived during most of the Mesozoic era, a geological age that lasted from 252 million to 66 million years ago. The Mesozoic era includes the Triassic, Jurassic and Cretaceous periods. Then they went extinct like 65 million years ago, due to another asteroid. This is, in history, you may call the highest recorded ratio to hitting birds with one stone. sorry, had to add it, humour does not age And then after 60 million years, God decided to spawn a new entity, “Human”. A species very complex to understand.
Hello, I am the observer. I am everywhere, from the edge of the Universe to the walls of your house. Don’t worry, I don’t stalk you. But today, I choose to tell you about some great men who lived as villains but died as heroes doing epic shi- saviour stuff.
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Chapter 1:
The Stupid Kenneth Meets
His Ancestry
One of these epic pieces of- *coughs* excuse me, people was Abraham Kenneth, this loser- uhum... lovely guy was a traumatized kid. Because one day, this little pei- guy and his cousin were playing football/soccer when they were like 12 or 13 (I don’t really care) and I guess that Kenneth lost a penalty and pushed him out of the garden *very man like thing to do * out of anger and then hr had an epic/great clash with a huge damn 10 ton truck. *Damn! That thing must’ve been huge* And then that poorlittleblindkidwhodidn’tevencaretolookattheroad died! *Lol! This is serious, I hate myself* And that, is how our lovely fellow got traumatized.
15 years Later
Well, he just swore to become an explorer *can anyone please explain me what does an explorer have to do with a cousin who was fricking crashed by a truck, I mean he could’ve been a truck managing inspector or somethin’ but nahh!*.But instead became a fraud ghostsmashers/exterminators/ghosthunters *trying my best to avoid copyright*
Cut to the scene
*Enters shop* “Hey aren’t you the new guy in here, Abraham, I suppose. Right?” said the gloomy looking guy, Darrell Griffin. This guy had a gloomy look, ready to strike, eager to hunt, but still a fake. Abraham nodded his head, he wasn’t happy. The reason being he worked in a fraud company. Their scheme was I think the funniest part in this whole scam. They used to barge into anyone’s house randomly and were just like,”Hey! Did you call us? We are the Exterminators, and even if you did not call us, we don’t give a shit, there’s a ghost in your house and if you don’t want it to haunt you, we will suck ‘em”. And surprisingly, they earned loads of money with that damn funny scheme. In simple words, they weren’t nice people, they were “pure frauds”. And those who didn’t show eagerness towards their jobs, got their derrieres kicked out by their boss and were fired.
Abraham was still confused whether this decision was right or wrong for him. But you know what the fun part is, this guy fools his neighbours in thinking that he works in an old grungy sweet shop.
Gotta admit, this guy is just brilliant, like how did they even believe him so quickly?
Well, I guess the times up, the superiors just called me. Nobody other than you shall hear about me. I’ll be in touch, I will continue the story later. See you soon!
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